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Shedeur Sanders says Colorado, at 4-8, is “everyone’s Super Bowl” this year
Shedeur Sanders says Colorado, at 4-8, is “everyone’s Super Bowl” this year

My brother in Christ, you are not everyone’s Super Bowl. You are everyone’s Homecoming. Colorado went 4-8 last season, and of the 5 games already in the DraftKings Sportsbook for next season, you are only favored in two of them. One of those is North Dakota State, where you are only -8. All I’m saying is, if Colorado is everyone’s Super Bowl this year, then congratulations to our 2024 champions: Nebraska, Kansas State, Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma State and Texas Tech.

And one more thing: Usually the two teams that meet in the Super Bowl are on a winning streak. They know they have to fight their way there. How can Shedeur say something like that when Colorado did like that last season?

Thank God Arizona State was bad enough for Sanders’ boys to pull out a 3-point win, otherwise we would have an embarrassing 9 losses in a row at the end of the year instead of a very positive 6.

And listen, I don’t want to hate on a kid (although he’s 22 and that makes me feel less bad), but he makes it so damn easy. Did you hear him in that 42-second clip alone, first telling the media that he took his chance to never lose a game at Jackson State, then redeeming it by going undefeated in the SWAC, declaring his 4-8 team the Super Bowl of all the teams on their schedule, and then talking about how he always keeps his cool and down to earth? HUH? How can you say you’re cool and down to earth after literally declaring your 4-8 team the SUPER BOWL for everyone else? You MIGHT be even more conceited than your dad. I’ll give him one thing, though: If by Super Bowl he meant the game his opponents want to win the most… while he’s still wrong… teams will surely want to beat them because of his antics. The only question is whether they will mock him like he did in the No. 1 win over Arizona State, or whether they will realize that beating a dead horse isn’t very impressive.

By Everly